Gifts and jokes - II
It’s vacation time; it’s fun time, so Giftex blog is here to make you smile. We present jokes and interesting anecdotes about gifting.
A gift with a DIAMOND in it
John: It was my wife’s birthday, yesterday.
Peter: what was your special gift to her?
John: I just asked her what was it that she wanted?
Peter: And what did she say?
John: anything, she said, as long as there is a DIAMOND in it!
Peter: So, what did you give her?
John: Simple, playing cards!
“Didn’t use the gift, so won’t gift another”
One year, a harried man decided to get his mother-in-law a prime cemetery plot as a Christmas gift, thinking it would send across the message to her. The mother-in-law did not seem to have got the hint.
The frustrated son-in-law did not buy her any gift next year. When the mother-in-law asked him why he din not get her any gift this Christmas, he replied with a frown on his face, “Well, you still have not used the gift that I bought you last year!”
What makes the perfect gift?”
Thanks for that pretty electric guitar that you gave me on my birthday,” little Manjit said to his auntie the first time he saw her after the holidays. “It is the best present that I ahd ever got.”"That’s great, my boy, “said his auntie. “But do you know how to play it?”
“Oh, I do not play it,” the little boy said. “But my mom gives me a rupee every day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me another rupee not to play it at night. It’s because of you, auntie!”
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