Gifts and jokes to make you smile

It’s vacation time; it’s fun time, so Giftex blog is here to make you smile. We present jokes and interesting anecdotes about gifting.

 “Can’t spend so much for an anniversary gift…”

Jumpy asked his wife, “Mary, darling, what would you want to celebrate 20th wedding anniversary with?

“Would you like a set of pearls?” he asked.

“Not really,” she said.

“Well how about a new sports car?” said Jumpy.

“No,” she responded with a grin.

“What about a new lovely vacation home in the countryside?” he suggested.

She again rejected the offer with a big “No thanks.”

“Well then what would you like for our anniversary?” John asked in an irritated voice.

“Jumpy, I would like a divorce,” answered Mary coldly.

“Sorry, I was not planning to spend that much,” said John nonchalantly.

Get the Message?

Two young kids were with their grandfather in the night. At bedtime, the two knelt beside their beds to say the prayers. The youngest one started praying at the top of his voice, “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR A NEW MUSIC SYSTEM. I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…”

His older sibling leaned over and nudged the younger one and said, “But why are you shouting your prayers? God is not deaf.” To which the smart fella replied, “No, but grandfather is, don’t you know!”

A gift mother liked the most

Three sons decided to leave the home, and settle on their own. Luckily, they prospered. Getting back together after a long time, the three started showing the gifts they had got for their mother. The first son said, “I have built a big house for her.” The second one said,” I have got our mother a Mercedes with a driver.”

The third said with a smile on his face, “You know mom really cherishes the Bhagvad Gita, But her eyesight has become poor. I have got her a parrot who can recite the entire Gita for her. It took 20 sages to teach him.” Soon thereafter, Mom sent out a letter of thanks, saying: “You were the only one to have the good sense to realize what your mother likes. That bird was really delicious.”

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